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by WineAndJokes
43 Comments
reincarsonated_benzo
Im afraid this would work on me💔🥀
casiepierce
What I hate about the over the top bloody Mary’s is how it’s just not food that I would ever think about eating with …. tomato juice. Maybe a pickle and an olive, sure, possibly bacon, but brisket and sausage and ribs? Those usually pair with beer.
Sea-Baby1143
Why????
SparkleSelkie
The only reason I don’t like this is because I need more liquor than that to eat that much meat
TheOneInATrenchcoat_
Obligatory r/wewantplates.
Icy_Pay3775
Where is the vodka?
N0rrix
hmmm… unironically…. would
still stupid
MSHinerb
That’s a gazpacho at that point.
CalpisMelonCremeSoda
At first I thought it was going to be a standard roast beef daiquiri
jeancv8
We’re overdue for another planet-wide flood.
JacobDCRoss
They always look like tools when they wear black gloves
TopAd1846
if i was high enough I was practically on mars, then sure
GayAssBeagle
The MEATY MARY
vertigo1083
I would order this.
“Meat on the side, please”.
Bam. Carb free lunch for two.
Kjb72
Is it bad that I want that?
RecommendationNo3942
Trevellation
I’m not opposed to having a bloody Mary, alongside various types of meat. In fact, I wish I was doing that right now. But the serving method is stupid as fuck. These foods and drinks are meant to be different temperatures, and putting them in one big glass just guarantees that at least some of them are less enjoyable than they could be.
flohara
This is like cooking and bartending 101, cold drink goes in a cold glass, warm food goes on a heated plate.
These guys decided fuck that, and mixed them.
Which one is it going to be, lukewarm blody mary in a fogged up glass, or cold mean with waxy grease on? edit: especially the cold bacon is pretty gross.
DeepMenlyVoice
To be honest. I would give it a try. Add some garlic bread and aioli
Could-You-Tell
This is a great looking brunch.
I’d just need some eggs on the side, and to share some of the bacon and sausage.
Bleezy79
“That’ll be $85 please.”
Thick-Platypus-4253
I understand the steak inside the glass is marinating in the drink, but for the rest of it … Why not a plate???
TheManicDepression
GingaNinja01
Holy mother of heartburn!
Minute_University_98
Known as a ” Bloody stupid”?
G_Pearce
I love bloody Mary’s but have never been to a place that does extra ones…I want to soo bad lol
JaySteelSun
I wouldn’t purchase one, but I wouldn’t turn it down if it were offered to me either.
Kielbasa_Nunchucka
I’ll have one of those… hold the tomato juice and vodka please!
A_Feltz
If you can only take one drink with you to deserted island….
RefrigeratorStrict13
Gingerchaun
Why would you make a bloody mart when the Ceasars is right there?
ShadowFlame420
is that drink or sauce?
Elephlump
This masterpiece isn’t stupid.
Hizam5
That’s just bbq in boozy tomato sauce at this point
anon_lurk
Samuhhh
✨The most important part of any bev is the snack✨
SuspectKnown9655
A whole meal and a drink
RevolutionaryLeg5841
I’m so for this, except for the piece of meat inside. Takes away drink volume
ObiJuanKenobi3
Nothing better than a bowl of tomato juice with cold, gelatinous meat and a ton of vodka.
jsmalltri
I’ll take one.
parade1070
He squeezed the meat and juice didn’t think for a moment about coming out.
43 Comments
Im afraid this would work on me💔🥀
What I hate about the over the top bloody Mary’s is how it’s just not food that I would ever think about eating with …. tomato juice. Maybe a pickle and an olive, sure, possibly bacon, but brisket and sausage and ribs? Those usually pair with beer.
Why????
The only reason I don’t like this is because I need more liquor than that to eat that much meat
Obligatory r/wewantplates.
Where is the vodka?
hmmm… unironically…. would
still stupid
That’s a gazpacho at that point.
At first I thought it was going to be a standard roast beef daiquiri
We’re overdue for another planet-wide flood.
They always look like tools when they wear black gloves
if i was high enough I was practically on mars, then sure
The MEATY MARY
I would order this.
“Meat on the side, please”.
Bam. Carb free lunch for two.
Is it bad that I want that?
I’m not opposed to having a bloody Mary, alongside various types of meat. In fact, I wish I was doing that right now. But the serving method is stupid as fuck. These foods and drinks are meant to be different temperatures, and putting them in one big glass just guarantees that at least some of them are less enjoyable than they could be.
This is like cooking and bartending 101, cold drink goes in a cold glass, warm food goes on a heated plate.
These guys decided fuck that, and mixed them.
Which one is it going to be, lukewarm blody mary in a fogged up glass, or cold mean with waxy grease on?
edit: especially the cold bacon is pretty gross.
To be honest. I would give it a try. Add some garlic bread and aioli
This is a great looking brunch.
I’d just need some eggs on the side, and to share some of the bacon and sausage.
“That’ll be $85 please.”
I understand the steak inside the glass is marinating in the drink, but for the rest of it … Why not a plate???
Holy mother of heartburn!
Known as a ” Bloody stupid”?
I love bloody Mary’s but have never been to a place that does extra ones…I want to soo bad lol
I wouldn’t purchase one, but I wouldn’t turn it down if it were offered to me either.
I’ll have one of those… hold the tomato juice and vodka please!
If you can only take one drink with you to deserted island….
Why would you make a bloody mart when the Ceasars is right there?
is that drink or sauce?
This masterpiece isn’t stupid.
That’s just bbq in boozy tomato sauce at this point
✨The most important part of any bev is the snack✨
A whole meal and a drink
I’m so for this, except for the piece of meat inside. Takes away drink volume
Nothing better than a bowl of tomato juice with cold, gelatinous meat and a ton of vodka.
I’ll take one.
He squeezed the meat and juice didn’t think for a moment about coming out.
Lmao that dry-ass meat squeeze at the beginning
We’ve finally found Noah’s Ark.